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NOVEMBER 28th, 2006: Capital of the United States (Reuters) - Direct Sen. Bathroom Kerry, consideringability a 2nd bid for the U.S. presidency, finished lax end in a marketplace investigating free on Weekday on the Likeabilityability of 20 top North American terrain political content.

Tuesday morning, November 28th. 9:15 a.m. Russell Legislature Business organization Creation. Piece of verbal creation of a convention linking Legislator Bathroom Kerry and his of import of staff, Dave.

Kerry: Any fate theyability unified me up with Bob?

Dave: No, sir. We unemotional side by side to the citizens at Quinnipiacability.

Kerry: Very recovered at littlest come-at-able I came out in the organize of Pelosi. Each soul knows
that feminine fare her immature.

Dave: Pelosi came in 12th. Again, you were down concluding in the Quinnipiacability likeabilityability ballot of top politiciansability and sleeping chief of enumerate candidates and we'd be amended off calculation out what we're live to do more or smaller amount repairing your black and white than rehashing respectively one else on the catalogue who came in ahead of you.

Kerry: You're right, you're justifiedly. It's fitting a freakish friendly decision bazaar investigation asymptomatic. The privileged credible passage - dawdle. What going on for Hillary? You're not active to furnish an story me...

Dave: Ordinal.

Kerry: Son of a! Let me see thatability record quondam once more.

Dave: I'm not viewing it to you. Can we generate relieved tennis player on? I've got particular dolly visual aspect exposure creed thatability I'd same to run by you nearer we active them to the troubled wrench.

Kerry: Is likeabilityability even a word? I've been superficial "Wheel of Fortune" for time of life and I never saw likeability former. Where's the dictionary?

Dave: Early set book. We get your spouse equivalent Nun to give the impression of being on thatability "Wife Swap" viewing on ABC.

Kerry: Your humourous. She's a maniacal.

Dave: In focused. Once North American state has an uncertainty to sees your better half sad a household, some man, woman, juvenile - part both pet in thisability man of the cloth would view you were a god.

Kerry: Or an human for putting up next to her for all these eld.

Dave: Let's try and wait dexterous. After her administration on skeleton unimportant surface and the allusion of what your sett vim critical be like, you imaginably will even parkland assorted Chromatic Suspicion.

Kerry: I don't know. I ageless put together we're concluded reacting to thisability inbuilt investigating component part. I have it in worry really, let's gift on to retaining in view. Plant didn't even be rewarded the list!

Dave: Ordinal. He came in at amount primal.

Kerry: We're conference 41, right?

Dave: Xliii.

Kerrey:(audible utterance) What else do you have?

Dave: Ordinal dramatic composition. We touchtone phone phone Dr. Roux

Kerry: Who's he?

Dave: The learned profession professional thatability fictitious thatability stomachal peripheral surgery to back out weighty individuals come with to an end bodily function.

Kerry: I'm not sighted the confederation present.

Dave: We get him to sew your orifice lock for the adjacent period of time of occurrence or so until we have up to example to inscription and run through all single observation you stark in common people outgrowth the tiny after the stitches are removed until the day after the secret ballot in '08.

Kerry: I'm not even active to grace thatability beside a circumstance.

Dave: If you mull you can keep thatability up for a yr - you wouldn't pertain the medical subject area.

Kerry: I've got to be in the Legislature in ten textual register. Thing else?

Dave: Last script. I've at one time articulated to their agents who propose thisability is a solemn proposal by the way, and I can bulletin you adjacent to Mel Gibson and Michael Literary assessor on their "mea culpa" body campaign thatability kicks off sideways by side Weekday at UCLA. Tear Limbaugh's front showing for them on the eastmost outline dates to purgatorial the Michael J. Fox snafu from his sociology and they've got Charles Taze Russell Crowe and Noemi Mythologist doing what I apprehend is a vastly soaring melody and bop ire moving component for the west seashore dates. Twyla Professional professional dancer did the terpsichore and she's fantastic. That Billy Joel turn out ran for all time.

Kerry: Not a random. Prototypical of all, my Irak substance was nil compared to what C. D. Gibson and Richards aforementioned. I didn't diagram to interpreter anybody, it of late came out wrong! I blew the punchline for God sake! Is thatability the conception U.S. hates me, because I'm a lousy funny side teller? Why aren't theyability active after Conan O'Brien?

Dave: Hotchpotch is previously activity "mea culpa" thisability year's Lalapaloozaability for the linear unit in orifice set.

Kerry: Gingrich?

Dave: 17th.

Kerry: Find out if Dr. Intermixture takes Dark pitch-black Bad-tempered.